London

THINGS TO SEE - HISTORICAL SITES

Big Ben

It’s the old clock. You might have seen it on a postcard or on Snapchat, but it’s way bigger in reality. Contrary to what they say, size does matter.

THINGS TO SEE - NATURAL WONDERS

Hackney Town Hall

Hackney is the poor, cool and apparently also tropical borough in east London: There are palm trees growing in front of the town hall. Go figure.

THINGS TO SEE - BEACHES

Thames

When the tide is low, there’s a bit of sand revealed at Southbank. A popular destination for bone and plastic bottle collectors and weird people. No lifeguards, SPF 5 should be enough. Don’t go topless.

FITNESS - SUNRISE WALK

Southbank

This idyllic riverside promenade stroll at sunrise is best enjoyed when still drunk. No shame in it, we’ve all been there.

SHOPPING - SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS

Hamleys

A gigantic toy shop. Enough said.

HOTELS - PREMIUM

40 Winks

It’s hidden in the depths on the real East End and doesn’t have a concierge, but it’s famous for it’s mind-blowing design; you’re residing inside a fairytale. Only a few rooms, book early. Women will probably love this, straight men might feel a bit overwhelmed.

DINING - DRINK AFTER DINNER

A pub

It’s London, baby! Pubs are all you need.

DINING - LATE BITE

Bar Italia

A shabby snack bar in Soho, open 24 hours. Pulp’s Jarvis Cocker practically lives here (cough) and has dedicated a song to it. It’s called “Bar Italia.”